These Dice Are Cursed! How we make sure our unique Cursed dice sets become exceptionally unlucky

You may or may not have seen our Cursed Dice before, but this page is for those who need proof of our guaranteed curse-producing process. All of our cursed dice go through a rigorous 13-step process to maximize their bad luck.

We broke a mirror (1)

Good for 7 years at least, right?

We put the dice (2) near a green surface, and (3) in a chipped plate

Two curses in one!

Shoes on the table (4)

Grubby old shoes to boot (mom would be furious ...)

All D20 dice in each set placed on the number 13 before packing (5)

Open and close scissors without cutting anything (6),

Using a broken clock (7)

Hey, it's still right twice a day ...

A cactus indoors (8)

A Feng shui faux pas

Black cat crossing our path (9)

Opened an umbrella indoors (10)

Spilled salt on the table (11)

Put the dice in a hat on an unmade bed (12)

And we whistled indoors while packing them (13)!