These Dice Are Cursed! How we make sure our unique Cursed dice sets become exceptionally unlucky

You may or may not have seen our Cursed Dice before, but this page is for those who need proof of our guaranteed curse-producing process. All of our cursed dice go through a rigorous 13-step process to maximize their bad luck.

Smartphone displaying a calendar app with a date with a broken mirror in the background

We broke a mirror (1)

Good for 7 years at least, right?

Set of multicolored dungeons and dragons (aka dnd or d&d) game dice sets, including a d20, d12, d10, d8, d6, and d4, all on a decorative plate with a green background

We put the dice (2) near a green surface, and (3) in a chipped plate

Two curses in one!

Pair of black knit shoes on a table top

Shoes on the table (4)

Grubby old shoes to boot (mom would be furious ...)

fingers holding dungeons and dragons (aka dnd or d&d) game dice d20

All D20 dice in each set placed on the number 13 before packing (5)

opened scissors with black handles and blue accents on a textured gray surface

Open and close scissors without cutting anything (6),

broken wooden clock and smartphone displaying world clock app with correct time.

Using a broken clock (7)

Hey, it's still right twice a day ...

Small cactus plant in a white pot on a neutral background

A cactus indoors (8)

A Feng shui faux pas

Black cat figurine lying among dungeons and dragons (aka dnd or d&d) game dice sets, including 1d20, d12, d10, d8, d6, d4

Black cat crossing our path (9)

Black umbrella on a stand indoors in a living room

Opened an umbrella indoors (10)

Glass jar with pink Himalayan salt spilling out onto a wooden table

Spilled salt on the table (11)

Gray cap containing cursed dungeons and dragons (aka dnd or d&d) game dice sets, including 1d20, d12, d10, d8, d6, d4, all on a plaid fabric bed.

Put the dice in a hat on an unmade bed (12)

Close-up of a man's lips whistling with a neutral background

And we whistled indoors while packing them (13)!